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cosmo sex tip #645
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
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gingerwhovianrobotskeleton:
starvedstar:
akuanaishinnou:
fictionalfix:
Rumpelstiltskin pre-redemption: turns man into snail, steps on snail
Rumpelstiltskin post-redemption: turns man into rat, nudges rat with cane
lol
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heyitspj:
self-imposed-exile:
heyitspj:
Things being heterosexual means
Attracted to the opposite sex
Things being heterosexual doesn’t mean
Evil
Bigoted
Rude
Hateful
Close minded
Superficial
Homophobic
oh my god a straight person’s feelings were actually hurt enough to make this aaahahahahahahah
poor straight people
Except I’m not straight