Mar 18
snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency
whatisagorman: YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
shadow-pop: 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
idcsam: YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
mcsprankles: 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
alltailnolegs: MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
sweet-bitsy: YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
mortisreptus: TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
bowrll: 911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
hootaloo: 911 hello all these people are crazy
EEEVVVEEEEEEEEEE
IM DYING
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